Useless Buzzwords

At the age of four, I streamlined streamlining. Two years later, I developed a suite of best-in-class best practices with my best friend. By nine, I had all my ducks in a row.

I have survived three perfect storms.

But that's the 20,000 foot view. Let's drill down. You got the bandwidth?

I capture eyeballs. I push the envelope to the bleeding edge. I don't have "fulfillment issues".

I juice low-hanging fruit, drink the Kool-Aid, sell the sizzle and chuck the steak. What's on your plate?

I was born to intend puns. To make creative briefs cry. To be wild.

I once leveraged an entire bucket of secret sauce, hands-free.

I'd love to move forward; but I'm at my wits' end.

And I've surely exceeded the 140 character limit.

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