Slacker Update

If you're one of the 12 people who have been fervently checking this site for updates, rest assured, your efforts do not go unnoticed.

If you're the guy who found this site by searching for "fetal position alzheimer and sucking thumb video" please seek help. You won't find it here.

So, what of the absence? I've been hard at work writing a TV spec script for NBC's "The Office". No, you won't see it air. But you can read it -- and I'd be happy to send it along. If you're interested, just shoot me an email, or leave a comment with your email address.

Stupidity will abound in the near (ish) future. I promise.