Friday, August 22, 2008

Slacker Update

If you're one of the 12 people who have been fervently checking this site for updates, rest assured, your efforts do not go unnoticed.

If you're the guy who found this site by searching for "fetal position alzheimer and sucking thumb video" please seek help. You won't find it here.

So, what of the absence? I've been hard at work writing a TV spec script for NBC's "The Office". No, you won't see it air. But you can read it -- and I'd be happy to send it along. If you're interested, just shoot me an email, or leave a comment with your email address.

Stupidity will abound in the near (ish) future. I promise.

9 comments:

Jenni said...

Way to make me feel like a stalker. =P

Evan said...

Haha.

Jenni said...

Your post begs the question if YOU are stalking US, that number seems scarily accurate. ;p And also makes me want to cut you off my "List of Blogs I try to Check Daily", so you won't think I'm weird or out to send you bizarre gifts of eyelashes before I hunt you down and chop you into little pieces and bake you in pies.

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Max said...

dude, can i read the script?

Max
maximsergei@gmail.com

Monica Hamburg said...

Er, correction, I was looking for "fetal position alzheimer and sucking thumb video" and luckily can now get to your site:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=fetal+position+alzheimer+and+sucking+thumb+video

Jenni said...

I'm surprised at you! No comments on the conventions? No snide remarks? No witty commentary? C'mon, you must be bursting to spill all your thoughts.

Evan said...

sorry... been too busy to be snide lately. will return at some point. i'm booked solid working until the 19th, but expect semi-regular updates after that.

Heather and Rob said...

John McCain doesn't understand the economy but feels he's the guy to run it... Wow

I wish I knew how to feel on this matter but since you've disappeared, I have no idea. - We all miss you man. Bippity Boppity, show me the zoppity...