In other really-old-white-guy news, Larry King attempted to move gracefully on national television. As it turns out, teaching Larry King how to dance is like trying to teach a quadriplegic to walk. He looked like a robot with a short circuit. At one point, when Janet Jackson attempted to pry his stiff, ossified arm from the side of his lifeless body, he mumbled, with a discernible hint of despair, "I'm a struggling Jew" before giving up altogether. If you watch one video for the rest of your life, make it this one:Interestingly, the feeling I get when I watch Larry King dance is the same feeling I got when John McCain kissed his wife after his victory speech: some things are just not meant for public consumption.
2 comments:
I like how Janet keeps trying to pose King like he's Gumby.
Honestly, before I saw this video, I thought he was operated by a team of puppeteers below the desk on Larry King Live.
Yeah--he looks like the Tin Man when he runs out of oil. Sad day for white dudes.
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