As of tonight, Joe, your services are no longer required. Don't get me wrong, feel free to continue snaking all sorts of rank shit out of Ohio's plugged-up toilets and septic systems. The state's flatulent masses need you. Just don't start your own business, or write a book, or run for Congress, or record a crappy country western album, or sign on to anchor a show on Fox News alongside that creepy Sean Hannity guy, 'cause there's a new Redistributionist in Chief coming to Washington... and you, my friend, are shit outta luck.
Except for the 'shit' part, obviously. You'll never be shit outta shit. As a plumber, there will always be plenty of feces. But I don't need to tell you that.
But don't be sore, Joey P. Sure, it sucks to be you. And also, too, Palin. And McCain. And all those red states that Barack Obama doesn't think exist. But on the bright side, for the rest of us -- the overwhelming electoral majority of us -- it feels pretty damn good to say at last...Barack Obama is President-Elect of the United States of America.
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Here's to welcoming change, giving America a chance to redeem itself on the world stage and allowing America to unite once again in a common purpose. America welcomes you, Barack Obama.
Here's to monumental history, hope for a better future, and the safety of our NEW PRESIDENT! Can't even begin to say how amazing this is. My bosses at work are upset, and one compared him to Hilter, because they're afraid he's gonna go after small businesses, but none of us could convince them otherwise.
http://www.palinaspresident.us/ been back here yet? It's changed. =)
Nice, Jenni, hadn't been back to the Palin site. Good stuff.
My open letter to Joe starts out poetically with "Fuck you Joe" and ends with a big !
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