Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Neckless

Rudy Giuliani will not be getting my vote in the upcoming election. I could rattle off dozens of reasons, but there's one that stands above all the rest: the President of the United States must have a neck. Not surprisingly, the media has been chillingly tight-lipped on this matter. I'm here to break the silence.

You don’t need a neck to be a janitor. You don't need a neck to host radio show, or play defensive end in the NFL. In my book, you don't even need a neck to be an Olympic figure skater, or a bassoonist, or a travel agent. But if you’ve got your sights on being the leader of the free world, your head cannot sit snugly atop your collarbone like a sack of potatoes on a hammock. Sorry, Rudy, that's just how it is.

4 comments:

GEBoxer said...

But most politicians learn not to use their spine and stick out their necks.

Evan said...

very true.

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