
The video was pretty lame until about halfway though, at which point (to the astute observer) Zonday's virginity becomes painfully obvious when he awkwardly attempts to hand-feed cherries to a woman sitting on a couch. Then, out of the blue, a squirrel--which I'm pretty sure was an actual dead, stuffed squirrel--gets smothered in liquid chocolate.
It turns out, the whole charade was a commercial for the new Cherry Chocolate Dr. Pepper. I was a little ticked at first. But then I realized something. I live in a country where a terrible idea and a knack for being unfathomably devoid of talent will take you straight to the top. And I thought you had to marry Britney Spears. Maybe there's hope for me yet.
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For me this is just a painful reminder of how people like T.A.Y and William Hung ("Worst Karaoke Attempt Of All Time") can hypnotize our pop culture and walk away with enough money to buy a villa in Tuscany while we are still in NY;)
Esattamente! (as my Tuscan villagers would say).
Wow.. my first thoughts as I watched it were "omg, where did this moron get the money to produce this?!".
As I had not read further down to see that this creepy thing was an ad, the Dr. Pepper bottle randomly appearing REALLY threw me off. Effective? Maybe..
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