When you look up the word "fucked" in the dictionary, chances are, you'll find a picture like this one. Can someone throw the poor thing a rope? Or at least a pot of honey? I mean, look at him. He can't even lay down. He just has to sit there like a goddamn toucan, perched on this tiny mound of ice. Since Al Gore won't run for president, I demand a detailed plan to stop global warming from each of the candidates. Except Mike Huckabee. We all know what his plan is. Chuck Norris.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
An Inconvenient Truth
When you look up the word "fucked" in the dictionary, chances are, you'll find a picture like this one. Can someone throw the poor thing a rope? Or at least a pot of honey? I mean, look at him. He can't even lay down. He just has to sit there like a goddamn toucan, perched on this tiny mound of ice. Since Al Gore won't run for president, I demand a detailed plan to stop global warming from each of the candidates. Except Mike Huckabee. We all know what his plan is. Chuck Norris.
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