Wednesday, November 21, 2007
An Inconvenient Truth
When you look up the word "fucked" in the dictionary, chances are, you'll find a picture like this one. Can someone throw the poor thing a rope? Or at least a pot of honey? I mean, look at him. He can't even lay down. He just has to sit there like a goddamn toucan, perched on this tiny mound of ice. Since Al Gore won't run for president, I demand a detailed plan to stop global warming from each of the candidates. Except Mike Huckabee. We all know what his plan is. Chuck Norris.