As if it had to be official, he literally won a contest to that effect. Elwood's owner, some moonstruck woman from New Jersey, was delighted by the win, but maintained, "I think he's the cutest thing that ever lived." I wonder what her husband looks like.
Allegedly, Elwood is a two-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix. His face, however, tells a different story.
Apparently Darth Vader wasn't the only one with illegitimate children. Either that, or somewhere a Gremlin is having its way with the Taco Bell dog.