Monday, January 28, 2008

Take Anything You Want

I've uncovered the holy grail of weirdness.

If you're a Japanese woman who wants to learn English (specifically those phrases useful in the event of a violent mugging by men wearing bandannas) while doing aerobics to a synthesized 80s, fun house soundtrack... well, by God, I've got the video for you.

I sincerely cannot begin to understand why this video was produced. I also sincerely don't give a wet rat's ass because it's probably the best thing I've ever seen.


IM Able said...

The question is...have you seen their instructional video of what to do if you have violent, explosive diarrhea?

Trust's worth the search...

Evan said...

wow--you're right. here it is if anyone else is interested:

Monica Hamburg said...

Yup, I found the "explosive diarrhea" one in December and had to post it to my blog. It was one of the most insane things I had ever come across.

The take anything you want one is deliriously funny as well. I still have no idea what the premise is either... But learning anything while working out is excellent multi-tasking, I guess...

Monica Hamburg said...

It also solves the mystery of what Jason Alexander did before/after Seinfeld.

Emily S S said...

This is so funny, it's wonderful.

Jenni said...

Yes! This was on The Soup a while back, and it's just as funny, if not more, now.

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