Monday, January 14, 2008

Oh Heavens

If you took the book of Genesis, a Babylon 5 script, and L. Ron Hubbard's diary, and threw it all in a blender, the resulting pulp will more or less resemble the Mormon creation myth.

It's that awesome.

While the Mormon version doesn't make half as much sense as Darwin's theory, it's at least twice as funny. Which evens things out in my book.

If you disagree with evolution, that's totally fine by me. At least as long as your version of the "facts" is a hell-of-a-lot funnier and/or involves aliens. But if you're serious, and you try to get all sciencey, you're probably just going to end up looking like a jack-ass... like this guy:

One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.

Yeah! Take that, science. Unless there's a giant outside source supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy--


He must have forgotten about that source of energy. Which is understandable... I mean, it's just a GI-FUCKING-GANTIC ball of flaming gas that lights up the sky EVERY SINGLE DAY.


Monica Hamburg said...

How do these people even dare to open their mouths...

Reminds me of this gem from the
Georgia Straight’s 2007
The best, the worst, and the downright strange of 2007

Why, it seems like only yesterday…

"We're placing this one in the hall that explains the post-Flood world, when dinosaurs lived with man."

–Mark Looy, vice president and guide at Answers in Genesis-USA's biblical creation museum in Frankfort, Kentucky, describing an exhibit to reporters

Evan said...

Oh, man. I don't trust people named "Looy" anyway.

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