Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Wal-Mart Cake

This is why Wal-Mart sales associates should not be asked to answer phones and operate icing at the same time.


I can just imagine the phone call...

Caller: Hi there, I'd like to order a cake.
Wal-Mart Guy: K. Lemme get some icin'.
Caller: Um... alright...
Wal-Mart Guy: K. Ready!
Caller: Best wishes Suzanne...
Wal-Mart Guy: Beessttt Wiiiiissshheeesss Suuuuuzzzaaannnnee. And then?
Caller: And underneath that... we will miss you.
Wal-Mart Guy: Under neat dat we will mis you. Ok, thanks for shopping at Wal-Mart, I mean calling at Wal-Mart. Would you like some birfday candles or a ciminon air freshener today?
Caller: Uh... no, just the cake. Thanks.
Wal-Mart Guy: O.K., bye Suzanne. We will miss you.


I love this country.

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THIS IS SO TYPICAL OF WHAT OUR COUNTRY IS PRODUCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHO TOLD HIM HOW TO SPELL SUZANNE? HOW MANY TIMES HAS HE BEEN HIT BY THOSE FALLING PRICES?

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