Tuesday, January 22, 2008

I Have A Dream

Yesterday was Martin Luther King Jr. Day--and we all know what that means--George Bush had to hang out with black people. And I don't mean Condoleezza Rice and Colin Powell. While nothing particularly eventful happened, it got me to thinking: Kanye West was wrong when he said George Bush doesn't care about black people...

Black people just don't care about George Bush.

And then, there's Mitt Romney, who spent the holiday canoodling with parade-goers in Jacksonville, Florida. The trouble is, Mitt Romney can relate to black people about as well as I can relate to victims of female genital mutilation, as evidenced by this well-timed Baha Men reference.


In an earlier post, I referred to Mr. Romney as "the whitest man alive". And if you just heard him say, "who let the dogs out?" I'm sure you'll agree: I was right.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

I was going to argue that Mitt Romney loves black people, but his who let the dogs out remark was the most racist thing I've ever heard. Like all black people love the Baha Men and stage dog fights in their garage. What a racist bastard.

Evan said...

Ha! Good George, come to the light.

Unknown said...

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