Monday, January 28, 2008

Take Anything You Want

I've uncovered the holy grail of weirdness.

If you're a Japanese woman who wants to learn English (specifically those phrases useful in the event of a violent mugging by men wearing bandannas) while doing aerobics to a synthesized 80s, fun house soundtrack... well, by God, I've got the video for you.



I sincerely cannot begin to understand why this video was produced. I also sincerely don't give a wet rat's ass because it's probably the best thing I've ever seen.

6 comments:

Joy | Love | Chaos said...

The question is...have you seen their instructional video of what to do if you have violent, explosive diarrhea?

Trust me...it's worth the search...

Evan said...

wow--you're right. here it is if anyone else is interested:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbl-FZ7eb50&feature=related

Monica said...

Yup, I found the "explosive diarrhea" one in December and had to post it to my blog. It was one of the most insane things I had ever come across.

The take anything you want one is deliriously funny as well. I still have no idea what the premise is either... But learning anything while working out is excellent multi-tasking, I guess...

Monica said...

It also solves the mystery of what Jason Alexander did before/after Seinfeld.

Anonymous said...

This is so funny, it's wonderful.

Jennifer Good said...

Yes! This was on The Soup a while back, and it's just as funny, if not more, now.