Wait a second...
That's not Africa! That's... no. It can't be. Has someone has been reading this blog in the middle of the ocean? The answer, of course, is yes. But it’s not what you’d think. I seriously doubt some guy is floating on a raft in international waters checking up on this blog. Which leads me to the following odd, yet strangely obvious conclusion.
My undying devotion to the whale community has finally paid off. It seems my over-zealous support of
By the way, if you haven't heard the news, the votes are in. There is a whale named Mister Splashy Pants. And I'm sure if he could speak, instead of making weird whale noises, and blowing water through that hole on the top of his head, he'd say, "thank you."