Monday, December 10, 2007

Life Aquatic

I’m proud to say Conventional Stupidity has gone global. This map—of last week’s traffic—proves it. But something curious has taken place. The gospel of stupidity has spread to... Africa?

Wait a second...

That's not Africa! That's... no. It can't be. Has someone has been reading this blog in the middle of the ocean? The answer, of course, is yes. But it’s not what you’d think. I seriously doubt some guy is floating on a raft in international waters checking up on this blog. Which leads me to the following odd, yet strangely obvious conclusion.

My undying devotion to the whale community has finally paid off. It seems my over-zealous support of Greenpeace and animal rights issues naming a whale Mister Splashy Pants has earned me acclaim among the broader whale community. All I can say is, it’s about time.

By the way, if you haven't heard the news, the votes are in. There is a whale named Mister Splashy Pants. And I'm sure if he could speak, instead of making weird whale noises, and blowing water through that hole on the top of his head, he'd say, "thank you."


Lerone Lessner said...

Hey...what about traffic from Israel!? I live in Tel Aviv and your blog is definitely up there on my list of random yet completely entertaining forms of procrastination.

keep it coming...

and put me on the map! :-P

Evan said...

Thanks for pointing that out, Lerone. I'll get to the bottom of this. Have you met any whales in Israel that read the blog?

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